What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your Mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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