- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

baby loves lalma

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Nobody cares.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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