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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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