Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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rape that shit

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Ebola

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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black people

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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