- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

i eat poop

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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