Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Blarg

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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