So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Women's rights.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Guess what? No.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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