- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Cold camel scrotum.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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