Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

your a towel.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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