- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

women

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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