What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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you

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Christians pornstars.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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