do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What abou three times

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

The Holocaust

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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