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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

whos gay? you are

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Once upon a time.

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