- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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