- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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