Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Potato

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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