Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Ryan Chang is funny.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Where's my shotgun

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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