Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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