A jew go out of a bar

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A black guy with his family.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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