What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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So. The gays. ...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Matty B

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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