What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Halo < COD

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Potato.

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Penis-Pump

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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