do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Black Veil Brides.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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