- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

don't look behind you

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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