Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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