Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Poop

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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