You smell bad? Cool.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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