What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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