A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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whats brown? poop.

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a retard lost...

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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