- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

haha, you're an orphan

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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