Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

who eats pencils asians

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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