Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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