- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Gabe Mercado

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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