What is 2+2? 4!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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