- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

No it isn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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