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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

what is big and white? the moon

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

i'm not gay

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

whats brown? poop.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

a retard lost...

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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