- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

That didn't hurt.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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