- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Murder me once, shame on you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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