Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Where is my tractor?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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knock knock go away ok

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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The Irish man was sober.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Anti Joke

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