- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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