- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Society.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

George Bush.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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