Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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im a selling a car

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Are you a human?

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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