(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Knock Knock Come in

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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