What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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