What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Joe Biden

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Asians

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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women's rights

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guess what what? nothing.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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