- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Farts smell bad!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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