Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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