How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Women's football

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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AVB

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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