- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's up? The sky.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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