- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What is 2+2? 4!

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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