- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

kiss me?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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