- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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