Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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