- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A British man walks into a dental office.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Agricultural production fell significantly.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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