Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

kiss me?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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