Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I have no ideas.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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