two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Rebecca Black.

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what happens during a climax apples

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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