Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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I'm gay.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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69

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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