- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Land Rovers

Asians

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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