Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Women Voting

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why?

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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