- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Knock Knock Come in

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Farts smell bad!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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