Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

why?

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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