- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

how did little johnny die? i killed him

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

your mom

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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