How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

fack me!

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Nothing yet CC

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's 9+10=? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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