- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

My butt!!!!!!!!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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