what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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